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Question to discuss:
Would you rather f*** a dog, or a fat chick with green discharge oozing out?
You: um.
You: Where'd you come up with green discharge from?
Stranger: Well... I don't know what I was expecting lol
Stranger: Hello internet
You: If you're going to pose a question, at least make it realistic!
Stranger: Either one is probably going to make me sick... so probably not :/
You: You're right stranger.
You: I feel the same
You: You are not alone there.
Stranger: Yeah... I don't really know what else to say about this, stranger.
Stranger: I'm not enjoying thinking about this one
You: Ok, ok, let me think.
You: Quick! What's your favorite type of jelly belly?
You: flavor*
Stranger: um... Black licorice!!
Stranger: That's actually a lie..
Stranger: I have no idea.
You: Haha
Stranger: This is what happens when you put me on the spot You: Take your time to think. OP has to stay here until we finish our conversation
You: If we happen to wait for like 5 hours....
Stranger: Do they really? This is my first time doing this.
Stranger: How about you?
Stranger: *googling Jelly Belly flavor list
You: Ive had a few goes a year ago, I just started getting back to Omegle. Why you ask? I don't have a clue in the world.
Stranger: Just thought it would be fun losing your mind again?
Stranger: Lol I've only been on the normal chat portion
You: Yeah, I was becoming a bit too smart for my own good.
You: What better way to lose your IQ points then to get on here!
Stranger: Ooh.. that's never good. Welcome back then, stranger
You: Oh thank you stranger. You're very kind.
You: And that's rare here!!
Stranger: Toasted marshmellow!!!
Stranger: Figured it out.
You: AH nice haha
You: I like your effort googling the list though haha
Stranger: Yeah, I get a kind stranger once every thirty strangers.
Stranger: Oh yes... it was exhausting.
You: Well, you can ask me something and I'll try to exhort the same energy as you did for mine.
You: But no promises. I've been known to be a procrastinator.
Stranger: Hmm... what's a tv show / movie that you're in love with but would be embarrassed to admit to?
You: Oh plenty. Good question. Well...
You: T.V. I like watching the Bachelor on ABC. I just love watching the drama and stuff. Most of my friends don't like it, so I'm alone on that one.
You: Movie would be Notebook and Dear John, just 'cause I'm a hopeless sap for that kind of stuff.
You: Well, I guess I'm not so much embarrassed, but I won't usually admit it straight up.
Stranger: Well, thanks for sharing :)I like the Notebook and Dear John too, but I've never seen the Bachelor, tbh
You: Haha no problem stranger. Well the Bachelor/lette isn't worth the time, but there's something about a train wreck show that just pulls you in every Monday night.
You: I actually like the book Dear John way better than the movie. The movie is too happy.
Stranger: I can understand that :)I liked living in a college dorm for the same reason.
You: haha nice.
You: That must have been a lot of fun
Stranger: It.. was an experience lol. One that I'm okay with being over
You: Nice. I'm in the prime of my college years. Im sure I'll run into that sometime soon.
You: And if I don't... well.
You: I'd be mildly disappointed.
Stranger: The prime of your college years? What does that mean exactly lol
You: Haha, I guess I wasn't specific.
You: I'm 20 right now. I'm a junior in college working on my dual degree in English/Communications
Stranger: Very cool! I'm 19 and a sophomore majoring in Genetics
You: Wow, that's really impressive! I was never really good in science in high school so I respect the science people a lot.
Stranger: Haha thanks! I'm still working on the lib eds, so I have yet to get into the more hardcore science classes anyways. But science majors definitely get the weirdest professors :)It's fun
You: Yeah, I remember having to pass some math classes. I'm actually really terrible with it so it was a real struggle just to pass that. For my sciences, I took Astronomy, Botany, and Oceanography, those were all real fun too.
You: But English shouldn't be too hard. Unless you take Shakespeare. Oh dear, that wasn't any fun at all for me and I love reading all kinds of novels and authors.
Stranger: The only math class I've taken so far was Calculus of Biological Systems. Worst idea I had all of last year lol. College Shakespeare.. I'm avoiding that one! I prefer to read stuff like that on my own rather than get tested on it.
You: Yeah, if I can suggest anything that's of use, that would be to avoid Shakespeare. I was unfortunate to learn that the hard way. We had to buy a book with 1000 pages of all his work that cost me nearly 100 bucks, then we only landed up reading 200 pages of it. Waste of money.
Stranger: That's how I felt about most of my college textbooks :/
Stranger: That Calc book was 200 something dollars, and I couldn't find it online because it was new -_-
You: Oh man, I feel for you stranger. I know that feeling well. I try using Amazon because my school bookstore is just plain greedy doubling the prices of the books. And the professors have the nerve to compile their "own" book that you can't buy anywhere else or sell off because they change it the next semester. Meanest stuff ever.
You: My highest tab was around 500 bucks for 5 classes. I was taking 21 units freshman/sophomore, but cut it down to 16ish my third year.
Stranger: Yikes... and yikes! 21 credits! Good for you, I'm only taking 17
You: Yeah, I was kind of... pushed to do the max.
You: But hey, I guess it wasn't too bad except the first year where I was last priority and had to land up taking a 5 hour English class on a Saturday that started at 7:30 in the morning haha.
You: Still, 17 units is quite the workload too. Impressive!
Stranger: Five hours? The longest I've had was three, but that was a lab so it doesn't count!
You: Yup, 5 hours for a 5 unit class. But it wasn't too bad. The teacher would give us an hour lunch break instead of only half and hour. During all our breaks, she would play the Simpsons on her computer and project it on the big screen haha.
You: And we were allowed to bring our laptops and mess around, so it wasn't all that bad.
You: Just the waking up part was a toughie. I'm a terrible morning person.
Stranger: Same here... the earliest my classes are next semester is 9:00 You: Yeah me too haha. Right now though I'm on break. I decided I didn't want to do the summer quarter so I'm free for the next 10 weeks. I'm hoping to find some internship somewhere.
You: Or something that pays. It's not easy paying tuition in California each semester.
Stranger: I'm just waitressing over the summer. Trying to save up some money so I can afford an apartment next semester.
Stranger: That's rough :/ I'm from Minnesota, but I'm going to a Big 10 school.. so yeah.
You: I'm going to Cal State LA so... not a top level California school I guess? Haha. I don't know. I'm thinking of transferring to UCLA. That's a good school.
You: Or USC. Those are big name schools. They're still close to home so that's nice too.
Stranger: Very cool! How's living in California? It sounds a lot more exciting than the Midwest lol
You: Where to start? There's plenty of things to do here. I mean whatever you feel like doing. You can spend the day at the beaches, or in the city, or up in the mountains, or in the desert. Ive barely scratched all I can do there.
You: But it's expensive as you can imagine. You pay a high price tag for paradise. But I would be interested in visiting MN. One of the things on my bucket list is to visit all the states.
You: And ride a horse... and try four-wheeling... and visit the Great Lakes...
Stranger: Four-wheeling is the best :)I would love to see California! It sounds like it's hard to be bored there. That's one thing I love about going to a big college; there's always something happening
You: Ah man, I'm jealous of you stranger. I have a friend in Ohio that brags all the time about four-wheeling. I would trade a day a day in my shoes to try that. Oh sure, you have to visit California. I think everyone should at least visit it once in their life. If you have a particular interest, I could suggest the best place to find it. I'm pretty confident I know Southern California like the back of my hand.
You: But not Northern California so much. Nothing too exciting happens up there haha.
Stranger: I don't even know where I'd start! I know that if I did visit, I'd spend a lot of my time running around not knowing what to do
You: Well, you'll have to spend a day at the beach. People will say you should visit the Santa Monica Pier, but that's just a tourist trap. If you want to enjoy a real beach, you should try along Malibu. It's really like the movies and tv shows you've seen of it.
You: If you want to spend a day in the mountains, I would recommend heading up to Big Bear, they have this natural spring and plenty of places to hike in the summer, and plenty of snow in the winter to skii and snowboard.
You: And all around Los Angeles you'll find any type of food you're into. The choices are endless really.
Stranger: That sounds amazing! I've wanted to try the sushi down there. I actually work at a sushi bar here, and I've heard that I have to go to WA or CA to get it really fresh
You: Ohhh yes. Sushi. I know a place in downtown Los Angeles in a section called Little Tokyo that prepares some of the best sushi. It's my favorite because it's a conveyer belt and you just pick up the plate you wanna eat and they count it up afterwards.
Stranger: I love that concept! They don't have any places that do that around here.
You: Yeah, it's a bit odd my first time when I was like 16 and my parents took me there. My father loves that stuff a lot and he works close by and saw it and we tried it out on his b-day and I've been back several times with my friends.
Stranger: That's sounds amazing :)I bet it's a lot cheaper for you too because its a lot harder to get fresh fish here. At least the kind they use for sushi
You: Not really haha. Sometimes a group of 4 is about 95 total plus tip for the chief.
You: But you are right, the fish is fresh. It isn't like the paste-y stuff some other places around make. It's the real deal.
Stranger: Yummmm...
Stranger: It's going to be hard to go to work tomorrow
You: You can always transfer schools to California and work there if you want. They make good tips! At least I tip well. I was a bag-boy when I was in high school at the Japanese Supermarket. I know how hard people work and how rude customers can get.
You: That, and if you like sunshine, there's plenty here every day of the year. It won't rain here!
Stranger: Yeah... especially in fancier restaurants where the customers feel especially entitled and don't understand that not everything is the waiter/waitress's fault.
Stranger: Aww, but I love the rain!
You: Me too haha. Maybe I need to move up to Washington.
Stranger: It rained 10 out of the 11 days I was there. Wonderful You: Haha.. I mean really, any place with a little bit of rain would be nice. If not then I'll have to settle for my Plan B.
You: Plan B would be Central California in the heart of wine county. Just the acres and acres of land and space would be nice.
You: My friends think I'm a bit odd because I like country music and I was born and raised in L.A., but it's just something I enjoy listening to. I think moving up there would be perfect for me.
Stranger: I love country music
Stranger: !
Stranger: I didn't know that was a thing anywhere in California
You: It's not real popular in the city, it's more up where I want to live though but its my favorite music. Luke Bryan got me started. After that I have a whole bunch of favorites.
You: Right now I would say Gloriana would be one of my favorites but Chris Young is probably first on my list.
You: Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, um let's see, I got Toby Keith on my itunes list. I could go on and on.
Stranger: Yes, yes, yes!! I was raised in WI, so I'm into a lot of the older stuff too. Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley is still my favorite
You: Awesome! Yeah, I'm still learning more and more. You'll have to forgive this city kid if he doesn't know all the classics, but I promise I'm going to learn them eventually. I have Alan Jackson and Dolly and... oh yeah I have George Straight of course.
Stranger: Sounds like you've gotten a good handle on it for a city kid You: I've had some help haha. My friend in Ohio loves country music. Born and raised country-side so she's teaching me the ropes. Oh goodness. Speaking of ropes, I didn't know anything about rodeos and tie-downs and bareback and yeah. It wasn't too pretty. I'm determined to try going to a rodeo too.
Stranger: I've never been to a rodeo myself, actually!
Stranger: Hmm... I kind of forgot about the original question. Wonder if the asker is still watching? Probably wondering how this conversation came from that kind of question You: Haha, we gave him a good show though. They should be thanking us!
Stranger: Definitely! To be honest, this is my first intelligent conversation on this website You: Oh why thank you! That's a great honor I'll cherish forever! Well, I've had my share of great conversations here, but I'll put ya number 1.
Stranger: Aww, well thanks :)Same here
You: I come here to actually mess with people but I'll find someone great to stop and talk for awhile and it's even better when they enjoy country music too!
Stranger: Oh, I'm messing with people too :)Just in different tabs
You: Nice job stranger!
You: My favorite conversation after this one was two day ago when I asked the stranger to marry me. She said yes and I called her spousy and she played along with it and we talked for like 5 hours. I kid you not. And we pretended to be married while getting to know each other and all that stuff. Oh my, that was a great time.
Stranger: No kidding! Five hours! Okay, so how do you mess with people?
You: I went in expecting an hour conversation at the most, but she was really into it haha.
You: So I had to stick to the script and played it out to the end. Well, I started at 11pm so I was like dead tired when it did end haha.
You: How do I mess with people?
You: I ask them to marry me. Speaking of which...
You: Stranger will you marry me? =]
You: We can spend the rest of our lives eating sushi and listening to country music and live in Washington where it'll rain as much as we both like.
Stranger: *blush* That sounds wonderful stranger. Of course I'll marry you You: Oh sugar, you'll make me the happiest person in the world. Thank you!
You: How lucky can one person be? I say this is rare, the kind of miracle that's only possible between you and I.
Stranger: Tonight I am the luckiest girl :)Who knew I could find someone to share my love of sushi AND country music?
Stranger: Match made in heaven
You: I know, it was like we were suppose to meet and fall in love and live this life together forever.
You: Like all this was a plan to bring us together to complete the missing piece in our lives we've been searching our entire lives for.
Stranger: And now we've found it. We even have a witness of our love!
You: Yes! The original poster can now claim he is the witness of the greatest love story of our generation. What a lucky person they are.
Stranger: Just watch. He's going to write a book on it. It'll be beautiful. As long as the green discharge bit is quickly glazed over.
You: Of course, and after sharing many years together living, loving, laughing and crying over our lifespan, we can look back and thank Omegle of all places, for the place we first met.
You: Against all odds of finding perfect a soulmate on here, we beat them, transcended them and proved that love is possible when we least expect it.
Stranger: Yes, we got past all of the asl? zombies and found our way to a decent, intelligent conversation. Who would have believed it? My family is never going to believe that I found love on an internet chat site
You: Mine either. Speaking of family, I would love to meet your father so I could properly ask for his daughter's hand in marriage. I feel I must make this ultimate gesture as a form of respect for your family.
Stranger: Of course. As soon as the sun rises.
You: I'll be on the next plan to Minnesota if you say the word. Anything for you, I'll do because you have given hope that there's sunnier days in my future and that's all a guy could ask for.
Stranger: And I'll be waiting anxiously until you get here. Bring the California sunshine to the Midwest You: I'll be your California sunshine every day of your life sugar. Together, we can make it work between you and I for the rest of our lives and through richer or for poorer. Through sickness and in health.
You: And when I get off that plane, you tell me where you want to spend the day and we'll make it special; just the two of us.
Stranger: Awww, thank you baby. I can't wait to start this new life with you. I'll show you the Cities, then we can go exploring a new city together
You: That sounds like fun! I know I'll love it because I'd be spending every single second by your side. If I'm lucky, I'll sneak my hand over to yours and hold it softly. =]
Stranger: And I'll welcome your hand :)And sneak a quick peck on the cheek
You: I won't be able to stop taking my eyes off you and the lovely way you smile at me. If only that strand of hair didn't cover your eye. Hey, let me fix it by tucking it behind your ear. Oh yes, much better.
Stranger: I'll be overly conscious of the fact that I can feel your eyes on me. I'll blush when you fix my hair and start to forget the people passing by us.
You: Just know that with you by my side, I feel the butterflies floating swiftly in my stomach, my heartbeat races a little bit, I start to shake a bit because you make me feel nervous too. I'm lost in a world with only you in it, people around us don't exist.
Stranger: I can see all of these emotions in your eyes, and I smile meekly, hoping you'll be able to read the same in mine. I'm absolutely crazy about the way you make me feel, and I'm still amazed that you feel the same way.
You: I see your eyes twinkle against the light and I know that I only have one chance for the perfect kiss. I'm scared that you won't want to kiss me and this special moment could all go up in flames, but then I think how much I've come to appreciate you and that there's no better moment but to show it then to lean close... and...
Stranger: I tilt my face up to meet yours, face still flushed and growing redder. I'm caught up in the rush of the first kiss, and I know it'll be the first of many.
You: Our lips connect. Slowly and softly. I pushed a little, and to my utter amazement, you pushed back. In the rush of the moment, I take my two free hands and place them on your flush, warm cheeks and for however long I'm lucky to share breath with you, I hold your kiss.
Stranger: I place both hands gently on your back, and one moves up to the back of your head as you push a little. After a sweet moment, I look up, breathless to be this close to your eyes.
You: We hold each other in our arms for what felt like minutes stretched into hours. I whispered how much I love you and how I would spend my entire life making you the happiest woman in the world and that if you ever wanted to have kids, that I hoped they'd be blessed to have your beautiful eyes and your perfect smile and your love for sushi and country music.
Stranger: I whispered back that I love you, and I know that our boys would grow up to be gentlemen like their father. If we had girls, they would be well-protected by their father from mean boys.
Stranger: I smile thinking about all of the possibilities ahead of us, and I know that I'll be able to handle all of it because I'll have you at my side
You: It brings a smile to my face to think that the mother of my kids will always be there to nurture them from the moment they are born, to the moment they leave for college and the future beyond. Every day, every night, they will have a mother that will love them and protect them. Take care of them when they're sick, and help them fulfill all their dreams. That alone, is something for me to be thankful and excited for.
You: Whatever the future may bring, I am confident we will overcome the hardships, and enjoy the good times. We'll work hard building a life for each other and for a kids that at the end of our lives, we could never regret doing and living.
Stranger: My breath is taken away as I look up at you again after our embrace. Then the clock behind you tells me that its 4 AM. I realize that I have to work in the morning and should probably call it a night.
You: I start to frown, a tear begins to swell in my eye because this perfect moment had to end at some point. Nerves turn to fear as I start to wonder if this is the end.
Stranger: I look back on the life we could have had, but I know that the world is calling me back. I see your tear and I break down crying.
Stranger: I wish I had not seen that tear because then I could have tried to hide my own, but it all comes out of me at once
You: I hold you in one final embrace, knowing that what we shared this night was something more then either one could have expected from each other and of Omegle on this ordinary night.
You: I tell you, that you, are someone special and that I lucky to have met and shared tonight with you and and wish you the best in your life and hope it's filled with plenty of happiness, plenty of love, and much success of your future.
Stranger: I wipe away my tears and wish you all of the same, knowing that the future that you have is bright. I hope California brings you so much happiness, and that you smile during your next rainy day.
You: I'll be thinking you you the next time it rains and like an old photo encased with a memory of the past, you will come resurfacing and reminded me of what I'll always hold true... that love is possible, and that love can be shared passionately with someone. Even for a night.
Stranger: And before this night turns into day, it breaks my heart to say goodbye.
Stranger: But I know that I'll always cherish this memory
You: I'll be gone and out of your life before the horizon hits past the mountains, buildings and valleys. But just know, I had the greatest time with you. Goodbye sugar. Goodbye, and good luck.
You: You were the most intelligent and romantic person I've met here and no one will ever hold a candle to your wit and charm tonight.
Stranger: And I doubt that I will meet someone as well-spoken (written?) on this site again. You were so romantic, and I appreciate that you never typed "u horny?"
Stranger: You are a god among men, dear stranger Stranger: Keep doing what you're doing
You: Thank you dear stranger, thanks for playing along with me tonight. You don't know how much I appreciated this chat.
Stranger: Same here :)You've made a waitress's night.
You: I don't want you to leave but you must and now it's time to let you go and get back on living your life. Goodbye. =]
You: Sugar.
Stranger: Goodbye :)I keep prolonging the inevitable, but I'll need a couple hours of sleep before the lunch rush tomorrow.
Stranger: Night!
You: Gnight and sweet dreams from now to forever after