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+7Daniel Arson Mac of All Trades Choco Memieko MicahelN RedHerring Littlered 11 posters | |
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Littlered Demon in Disguise
Squad : Flame Squad Age : 30 Location : Massachusets, USA Posts : 337 Join date : 2010-11-02
| Subject: Omegle Laughter Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:59 pm | |
| Go to Omegle.com and share with us your most random conversations! | |
| | | Littlered Demon in Disguise
Squad : Flame Squad Age : 30 Location : Massachusets, USA Posts : 337 Join date : 2010-11-02
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:03 pm | |
| My Chat:
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You: where r u from Stranger: Canada, what about you? You: massachusetts Stranger: oh very cool. lol i've never been there. You: rlly? You: u should its soo nice here Stranger: reeally? You: i live just outside of boston and its no califronia but its like paradise Stranger: sounds nice. You: i was at montreal like 3 months ago Stranger: nice, i'm from Ontario lol You: is that a city or a county? :3 Stranger: LOL Stranger: a province You: so a county? :3 Stranger: ... no the country is Canada You: county and country 2 different words Stranger: wow Stranger: i just realized Stranger: lol You: rofl Stranger: .... Stranger: embarrassing lol You: u should be ashamed You: better yet Stranger: we dont call them counties You: i should be ashamed Stranger: lol why You: i dont know what ontario truly is xD Stranger: ahahaha Stranger: yeah, well we can both be ashamed.. Stranger: its like a state, but we dont call them that You: province is like a word u use in video games so ur like an alien speaking to me D: Stranger: lol you Americans are weird. You: americans....i hate americans You: curse i am american... Stranger: lol Stranger: that sucs Stranger: sucks* You: u have no idea Stranger: nope, i do not You: all it is is coffee and stupidity thats what 100% of americans are made of Stranger: lol well that's too bad. Stranger: question, Stranger: how old are you? You: 17 You: you? Stranger: 18 You: dear lord Stranger: what You: damm do u have a problem with me being christian D: Stranger: no ? lol i'm so confused You: dear lord (start of a prayer) Stranger: yes, but thats not what you meant by it :p You: it most certainly was a start of something lemme tell u Stranger: hahaha okay You: hahaha fine Stranger: lol Stranger: so, You: so why r u on omegle today? Stranger: because i am super bored, and can't sleep. Stranger: what about you? You: actually the same Stranger: lol awesome ! but not really, You: no this is sooo boring no offense Stranger: haha none taken. You: i just made u look bad You: im sorry Stranger: ? it's okay. You: no its not You: u should be mad You: like very mad Stranger: haha i really don't care Stranger: i dont even know you :p You: ok than goodbye
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| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| I take offense to your bashing of America. Some of us drink soda instead of Coffee! D:< | |
| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:41 pm | |
| So fine. I did one too. Welp, here it is.
- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: O.O Stranger: O.O You: <_< Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.OO.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.OO.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.OO.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.OO.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.OO.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.O Stranger: O.OO.OO.OO.O Stranger: O.O You: ...Well that's just uncalled for... Stranger: LOL :3 You: It's something I'd expect Mac to do... <_< You: (wary) Stranger: i dont know who that is You: Just making sure. You: So what's up? Stranger: failing so bad at textinh with one hand You: Lol Stranger: lmao and you You: Boredom. Stranger: do you have a tumblr? You: ...? Stranger: lol awh nvm Stranger: well asl? You: Yeah. Since I don't know what that is, I probably don't. Stranger: egg-sactly You: Egg? WHERE! O_O Stranger: LMAO youre a guy?? You: I'm hungry and scrambled eggs sound good.... You: But yeah. Stranger: haha i knew it! You: Really now? Stranger: guess mine You: Hmmm... You: You're an asexual lizard from the Pegasus galaxy. Stranger: fudge cake HOW DID YOU KNOW You: O_O You: (wary) Stranger: what is wary?? You: Suspicious. Being careful. You: It's along those lines. Stranger: ahh i see haha You: So... How's the weather in Pegasus? Stranger: rainy lately You: Lucky. You: We're going through a pretty bad drought. You: It's been in the triple digits for weeks. -_- Stranger: ooph yeah i made a machine that steals alllll the water from where youre from You: Nah, only the Canadians know how to do that. You: Damn Canadians... <_< Stranger: lol i apologize for them You: Not good enough. You: I insist you abduct them. Stranger: we're working on that beiber kid first You: O_O Thank GOD! You: Get him the hell out of here. Stranger: ITS HARD cause hes always being watched You: Hmmm... You: It will be difficult... You: But I have a plan. Stranger: tell me You: First, we stalk him. Basic Recognizance. You: Once we know his habits, we can continue. You: Second, once he's alone, we send a hooker with several STD's to assault him. You: When he ends up with herpes all over his body, everyone will stop looking at him. You: Third, You abduct him and send him hurling towards the sun. Stranger: what about his BEAUTIFUL girlfriend selena? You: You can keep her as payment for your services. You: I'll include a bondage kit if you so desire. Stranger: ahh yes yes i shall start getting the peasants to spy on him now You: Indeed. We'll meet back here once the recognizance is complete. You: Until then... Good bye, and good luck. Stranger: thank you sir Stranger: by the way im a girl You: Glad to know a girl is immune to Bieber's hypnosis. Stranger: LMAO You: I bet he's secretly Canadian... <_< Stranger: hes PUBLICLY canadian! Stranger: lmao You: O_O You: I need to pay more attention to these kinds of details... Stranger: lmao i watch E news You: Blech. You: I rarely watch TV any more. You: The vast majority of it is crap. Stranger: lmao oh i fall asleep with it on cause i get bored sleeping i KNOW it sounds weird You: Nah, I used to fall asleep with it on too. You: But I've since discovered the internet. Stranger: haha i triple task Stranger: computer tv & phone You: Nice. Stranger: sometimes i even talk to real people You: 2 computers, writing a fanfic, AND playing minecraft. You: Stranger: WOAH youre like a wizard ..harry You: ...no Stranger: LOL not a potter fan? You: Not at all. You: I'm not against it, but I'm not for it. You: Pokemon ftw! D:< Stranger: hah yeah! You: That said, the anime went downhill... fast... Stranger: yeah well im not into all that either i just like pokemon video games and tv show You: I like the video games. You: It's the only thing that keeps me paying attention to the franchise. xD Stranger: LOL nice You: Alright... We've covered Bieber, Potter, Pokemon... You: I'm running out of ideas. Stranger: art Stranger: music Stranger: fashion You: Music maybe. You: The rest, blech. xP You: I rarely listen to music though. Stranger: :O :O :O youre CRAZY You: What can I say? I like talk radio. Stranger: lmao ah no i cant live wthout music & art You: I do play some piano though. You: I just don't pay attention to popular music. Stranger: there is more music oout there you know? the unpopular type You: Lol. You: I don't pay attention to public music then. You: I stick to the stuff I compose myself. Stranger: hmm thats cool You: http://tindeck.com/users/RedHerring You: There's the stuff I've got recorded as of right now. Stranger: thats cool ill check it out tomorrow cause my cousin and brother are sleeping next to me You: Alright. You: Of course I won't be able to get your feedback tomorrow. Stranger: unless you have msn You: I do. You: But I'm not sure I trust you yet... <_< (wary) Stranger: i shall show you my tumblr You: ...? Stranger: righte0us.tumblr.com You: *isn't internet savy* Stranger: PROOF OF MY EXISTENCE You: O_O You're real!? Stranger: *MSN removed for privacy purposes* ! lmao i have a slight obsession with chocolate You: Lol. You: Kay, give me a sec... Stranger: haha ok You: And sent. You: I think. You: Hmmm... Based on your address I take it you're name is a variant of Lizzy? You: *your Stranger: yeahh lol You: Just a guess. Stranger: i THINK i accepted You: Doesn't say anything. You: But I can't remember how MSN works. xD Stranger: lmao whats your email> Stranger: ?* You: RedHerring1290@gmail.com You: That's one of them anyway. Stranger: for msn? You: I think that's the one I used... You: >_< I have three so I might be wrong... Stranger: lmao ahh il just email you Stranger: cause im sleepy You: Lol. Alright then. You: I have class tomorrow so I SHOULD go to bed... Stranger: snet Stranger: sent lmao and ok have fun! You: Nah, i'll end up staying up anyways. Stranger: lol ok but check if you got it cause im tired /: You: Checking now... You: And that was the right e-mail, but the R and H were suppose to be lower case. >_< Stranger: LOL ok xD You: Not sure if that would make a difference. Stranger: no iit doesnt You: I see... Stranger: well ill reply to you tommorrow night(L Stranger: (: You: Alrighty. Night. You: Pray that the drought ends. ;-; Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And there it is. I still can't believe I got her e-mail address. O.o | |
| | | MicahelN The Peachy One
Squad : TD Forum Administrator Age : 31 Location : Pasadena, California Posts : 1177 Join date : 2010-10-31
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:11 am | |
| Felipe-- I have the uttermost newfound high respect for you and all I have to say is you get ultimate props for this. Who knew you were that smooth? (Here I thought Chriz was the only one --- better start taking advice from you)
Although I LMAO when you didn't know what ASL (Age, sex, location) was lol. But meh that site looks like a blast. Combined with Cleverbot, there's so many random chatting things I realize o.0
...Now that I think about it. It took 6 months for you to give me your email and it takes 6 minutes to give her yours! (So much for not trusting people (maybe cause she was a girl )
Edit: I saw her link she posted. I get it now >.< | |
| | | Memieko Concept Extraordinaire
Squad : Flame SA Age : 30 Location : The Beaver State Posts : 941 Join date : 2010-11-02
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:45 am | |
| You didn't know what ASL was... just fail...fail.... I knew what that was when I was 12. | |
| | | Choco The Golden Chocobo
Age : 32 Location : Chocobo's Forest Posts : 530 Join date : 2010-11-02
| | | | Littlered Demon in Disguise
Squad : Flame Squad Age : 30 Location : Massachusets, USA Posts : 337 Join date : 2010-11-02
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:25 am | |
| Plus rep for Felipe not knowing what ASL meant, lmao :<3: | |
| | | Mac of All Trades The Forum Clown
Squad : Join ALL the squads! Age : 28 Location : Omnipresent Posts : 616 Join date : 2010-11-01
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:11 pm | |
| I really did spend some time on omegle yesterday and this evening, and tbh 9/10 of them were someone weird "FUUUU YOUR FACE *DC*" and/or just looking for girls to...cyber *cough you know I wasn't either one. And by the way I didn't know what asl was either the first time someone asked. But usually when someone asks that, they're hoping you say [around their own age]/female/[where asker lives] and if not...*DC*.
Anyway haven't had anything to top Felipe and his awesome Justin Beiber plan, but I do have one question...
WHAT IS OP? O_O | |
| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:19 pm | |
| Welp, another log of meaningless chatter. Not as juicy as the last one, but here ya go.
- Spoiler:
[size=15]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Supercalifrigilisticescpealidocious. Stranger: blablabuttsexblabla You: At least mine had good childhood memories associated with it! D: Stranger: haha yeah xD Stranger: how you doing? You: Eh. I've been worse. You: You? Stranger: fine.. Stranger: just a bit bored.. You: Hence you talking to utter strangers. Stranger: haha someone that gets it :p You: Indeed. You: I'd laugh at how pitiful you are, but I'm here for the same reason... Stranger: im just here to have a talk.. Stranger: i mean.. why do ppl ask asl? Stranger: your not gonna meet anyone here.. You: Because half the people on here want to Cyber. -_- Stranger: what doe pitiful mean? :S You: ... You: Deserving of pity? Stranger: me no speake english :E You: Ah. You: I'll give you an example. Stranger: ok.. You: You're walking down the street... You: You see a man sitting there in crappy clothes begging for change. You: He's pitiful. Stranger: ok..? You: You see him and think, "I feel sorry for him." You: But then you go on your merry way without actually doing anything about it. Stranger: so who is pitiful then? You: The man sitting in the street. Stranger: are you pitiful if someine feels srry 4 u? You: Sort of, but not really. Stranger: so.. how am i pitiful then? Stranger: i still dont get it xD You: I give up. -_-" You: Just google it. Stranger: ok.. Stranger: i hate myself.. You: O.o You: Why? Stranger: xD Stranger: just kidding You: D: Stranger: i say thet all the time Stranger: that* You: And I was about to sing the Pokemon theme song to cheer you up! D:< Stranger: xD Stranger: but let me ask you a questionn... Stranger: its the hardest question someone will ever get in his/her life You: You sure? Stranger: ready? You: I'm pretty sure the hardest question has to do with cutting off your foot to escape a from being pinned under a rock... Stranger: i woulg eventually cut off my foot and eat it.. Stranger: would* You: Nah, you use it for bait to lure a bear so you can eat it. Stranger: thats also an option.. You: Anyhow, what's your question? Stranger: yeah my question.. You: *yawns...* Stranger: if mice were green and bacteria would be 2 inches long, what coloylur underpants would I wear if my mom cooks bacon for dinner while birds are shitting on my house because of global economy colapse? You: Purple. Stranger: totally right.. -.-" You: Stranger: how did you know? :0 You: I'm the reincarnation of Albert Einstein. Stranger: O My God!!!! 0.o You: Yep. Einstein was Buddhist. It was a shock to me too. Stranger: yeah i read about it.. Stranger: but if yoir einstein... Stranger: then i could be elvis!!! You: No, he's still alive. Stranger: thank you.. thank you very much ;D Stranger: seriously? You: Yep. He didn't die. He just went home. Stranger: home where? in his underground cave full of peanutbutter? You: Have you ever seen the Big Dipper? Stranger: no.. whats the big dipper? You: It's a constellation. Stranger: ow!! Stranger: yeah xD Stranger: ofcourse Stranger: why? You: Yeah, Elvis is somewhere around there. Stranger: no way... Stranger: how did he manage to get up there? You: You should be asking how managed to get down here in the first place. You: *how he Stranger: true.. true.. You: But the answer is the same in both cases. You: With the power of ROCK! D:< Stranger: like in.. rocks? Stranger: xD You: No, ROCK! Stranger: haha i know :p You: Liar. <_< Stranger: xD the musicstylething.. Stranger: ow i know!! Stranger: he tied himseelf to a rock and threw the rock with such a powewer tat he flew to the stars You: No you don't! D:< You: Get out! You: Get out right now! Stranger: xD You: Only Chuck Norris is capable of space flight in that manner! Stranger: HE Stranger: little chuckie here is capable of everything... You: Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattle snake... You: After 3 long days of agonizing pain... You: the snake died. Stranger: xD Stranger: nice one You: That's what she said. O.O Stranger: -.-" You: Stranger: your jokes are so 2009 :p You: And you sir are a scalawag. Stranger: 2 minutes from now.. you will say something like : "you just got rick rolled" Stranger: what is a scalawag? :S You: It's something you don't want to be! D:< Stranger: a wet cat? You: Worse. Stranger: dogshit? You: Even worse. Stranger: bullshit? You: Justin Bieber. Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! :O Stranger: that name is forbidden my friend! Stranger: the person who's name may not be spoken (harrypotter quote) Stranger: you still here? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:34 pm | |
| Am I only the one who posts on this topic!? Anyhow, here's another one.
The guy cusses and is racist beyond belief so reader discretion is advised.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you a hussy You: ...no, are you? Stranger: no I'm a guy You: Same... <.< Stranger: fudge cake You: No thanks, I'm not gay. Stranger: me neither its an expression like holy fudge cake You: Why not just say poop? You: Or Damn? You: So COME ON!!!! You: *or Stranger: sorry I didnt know you Jews complain about everything You: No Jews here. You: But I do complain a lot. Stranger: good fudge cake them too Stranger: you complain like a female dog is fudge cake You: You really have no idea how idiotic you sound. You: You're dumb. You: And butt. You: You're... You: A Dumbass! Stranger: thank you You: Anytime. Stranger: i need a fucking retard to teach me how to spell and type You: Forget the retard, an amoeba could type better than you do. Stranger: yeah maybe they could help me whoop your fucking female dog butt but I think an amoeba could whip yours You: I doubt it. I got amoebas when I was ten. You: They're dead now. ^_^ Stranger: cool story bro You: Not as cool as you using the word bro! D: You: I'm so jealous of your epic word usage! You: Your mastery of the sponge head bag cliche's impress me to no end! Stranger: you are probably a corporate America asshole that hates everybody because their life sucks your partner cheats on you so I don't care if I'm a sponge head bag You: Nope. You: I'm a college student. You: I won't be a corporate American asshole till later in life. You: Right now, I'm just your everyday, sarcastic asshole. ^_^ Stranger: oh you're one of those educated assholes who don't like people who don't go to college You: Not at all. You: I think college ruins your ability to think creatively. You: I have the utmost respect for those who can keep their individuality. Stranger: do you smoke pot because that ruined my ability to think after 8th grade You: Never touched the stuff. You: I do occasionally smoke and I have a few beers now and again. Stranger: a few I drink a 24 pack in two days and jack daniels and a pound of weed in a week You: That's what some people would describe as an addiction. Stranger: I don't give a fudge cake. AA fudge cake your mind I've heard Stranger: fudge cake Stranger: fucks You: O.o That sentence made no sense. Stranger: it would if you lived in the south You: I'm from Texas. Stranger: I'm from SC You: Sweet. My state's better. Stranger: my states better you dick sucking faggot You: And yet my state is creating half the jobs in the nation right now. Stranger: its not filled with spics like yours You: We aren't in debt and we have no state income tax. Stranger: and I have a job You: Where do you work? Stranger: so I don't give a fudge cake about Texas and all your dirty mexicans You: Oh, so you're a racist now too? Stranger: I cut lawns and landscape and I am racist I hate blacks Jews asians Mexicans You: Wait, I should have realized that when you talked about Jews. You: I'm studying to be an accountant and I dislike Canadians and the French. Stranger: most accountants are Jews and their secret gold and fudge cake Canadians and French and black and middle eastern Muslim terrorists You: Once again, that sentence made no sense. Stranger: fudge cake you college boy You: No thanks. ^_^ You: I have to go now, but I hope you have a good day tomorrow. Stranger: do your rich yuppie parents pay for your college You: With any luck, you won't die of alcohol poisoning. Stranger: nope ill kill myself first You: Ah. One less person to not vote on election day. You: Goodbye, and remember. You: I'm praying for you. ^_^ Stranger: I vote for our republican candidate fudge cake Obama You: While I'd rather not do that to him, I do want to see him lose. You: But I digress. You: Good day to you sir. You have disconnected.
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| | | MicahelN The Peachy One
Squad : TD Forum Administrator Age : 31 Location : Pasadena, California Posts : 1177 Join date : 2010-10-31
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:48 pm | |
| My 10th experience and I finally was able to have a conversation despite it being less then stellar.
- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: yey someone said hi back to me lol
Stranger: Bowties are cool
You: I never wore a bowtie before o.o
Stranger: No! You dont get the reference!
Stranger: Fine! Just because you dint get it, i get revenge
Stranger: Harry dies
You: =o
You: Noooo!! (except my name isn't harry =P)
Stranger: Harry potter
Stranger: Dumbass
You: (i knew that but I was just having a bit of fun)
You: so serious =/
Stranger: Oh. But did you know he died?
You: yes.
Stranger: Awwwwwwwww
You: I read the books well sort of
Stranger: Thats a buzzkill
You: Actually I wiki'd it 90%
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Thats cheating
You: it is?
Stranger: Yes. I was just trying to make people who havent read the book angry
You: Oh I get it now!
You: You're very clever =I
Stranger: But if you got the reference at the beginning, you didnt deserve it
You: Why thank you, nicest thing anyone here has said to me.
Stranger: did you get the bowties reference
You: that I didn't...
Stranger: Awww
You: Couldn't google the reference
Stranger: Youre american arent you
You: yes
Stranger: Figures
You: why thank you
Stranger: Then its not your fault you didnt get the reference
Stranger: Well... kinda
You: Your giving me more credit then I thought xD
Stranger: Do you have netflix or an upgraded cable service
You: no...
You: just crappy internet at home .-.
Stranger: So just basic cable
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Then its not your fault at all
You: I'm so sheltered it seems...
You: It sounds like everyone knows the bowtie reference
Stranger: Nah, its just if you have those, you COULD get the reference. But you dont, so...
You: could you explain it for me so I can use it against others?
Stranger: Its a doctor who reference, if you dont know what that is, google it
Stranger: byeYou: bye
Lamest conversation (besides the ones i have w/felipe haha jk) I have ever had. The 5th conversation on Omegle was too perverted, and the 9th one had some substance but I rather not talk about the romatic era of history... So yeah more to come! | |
| | | MicahelN The Peachy One
Squad : TD Forum Administrator Age : 31 Location : Pasadena, California Posts : 1177 Join date : 2010-10-31
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:46 pm | |
| They say 13 is an unlucky number. I can say I beg to differ but the results didn't prove me right. Finally after struggling through the pervs and the boring, I found a nice person to chat with. Amazingly she lived a few miles from my city and that she liked Rachel McAdams! You bet I was disappointed I didn't get an msn but meh, here is the chat:
- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: m/18/Ca (this is the part where you disconnect cause you didn't get the person you wanted) Stranger: I'm like a unicorn. Stranger: Cuz I'm HORNAAAAY HAHAHAHAHA. You: I never heard that one before =o You: no seriously i haven't Stranger: Made it up on the spot! Stranger: Not bad for an improvisation. You: 8/10 by the Russian judge Stranger: Thank you and THANK YOU. You: (maybe I might steal that one for the future) Stranger: Feel free to! Might get famous one day. You: We'll both pass it word of mouth and by twitter and it will become famous I just know it Stranger: Goooood idea. Stranger: I'll try tumblr, see if I get a lot of notes. You: Gd,gd before you know it, it'll be a bumper sticker You: tee-shirts and in movies Stranger: A dream come true! You: All the credit of course will go to you Stranger: Haha, a stranger on omegle will get credit. Awesomeeee. You: They'll want you in clubs and casinos and charity events o.0 You: Then before you know it they'll be asking you to give improve lessons! Stranger: Well, I WAS on the comedysportz team at school... You: Of course! That's where the inspiration came from. You: Good God, all those ppl you once knew but they didn't want to know you will be beggin to have you and you'll be to famous to care! Stranger: Ha! Take THAT ex-boyfriend... LOOK AT ME NOW, BETCH. You: That's right, you'll be the one laughing at his pathetic life! Think of the possibilities Stranger: Oh, he'll regret it alright... You: mhmm. I know how you feel, I've had that happened to me to an ex as well. You: I'm planning to write a story and making it a best-seller Stranger: How funny, I was considering that! Stranger: So he'll read it and be all, "Wow, I messed up..." You: Exactly. You: Or at the most part ppl will be laughing because he was stupid You: she* in my case but yea Stranger: Would i love that! Stranger: What was your ex like? You: she the type that sucked me in with her charm and her flirtyness and all that You: once I was with her, she was a total b and cheated on me but I was stupid to fall for it Stranger: Wow, what a b. Yeah, first impressions can be so deceiving. You: I guess I expected an actual relationship lol Stranger: Same here. Stranger: Mine was one of those cute and awkward shy guys... turned out to be a total ahole once you were wrapped around his finger. You: mmm.. Sorry about that Stranger: Ehhh, I can't escape people like that, might as well know how to deal with them. You: gives a bad name to those nice guys who have good intentions and who are geniune Stranger: I'm sure he didn't have bad intentions. Just that he had his own insecurities, took all of them out on me. You: huh, never had that experience before =/ You: Then again I'm not sure if I would be handle it myself either Stranger: Guess that's what draws you in. They hide it well and you want to know what goes on in their heads. Stranger: Once you do, you're begging to be let out. You: I bet you were shocked when you found out lol Stranger: People kept telling me about his, er, jerk tendencies. I refused to believe them. Stranger: Then they started to become a lot more visible. You: Yeah same with me. I guess I thought I could change my ex or at least make her believe i was good, but i guess sometimes you can't help it Stranger: Agreed. You: But we'll show them lol Stranger: Oh yes. I've been telling myself since we broke up, I'm gonna get back at you. Just you watch... You: Good to know I'm not the only one thinking that Stranger: We have so much in common! You: Jokes, ex's haha yea You: Actually this has been the longest conversation I've had You: on here of course Stranger: Same here. I quit coming on here because of all that "SWAG" business. Stranger: So I came back on for old time's sake. You: swag? haha Stranger: Something to do with Justin Bieber. Really lame. You: Ha Jb wow that's new. Usually its asl You: or wanna hook up and when I say no they leave... Stranger: Yeah I know, the whole "cyber" thing. Weird stuff... You: Serious, it's weird. I just wanna talk about something random to a random strange not hook up lol Stranger: Yeah, why hook up with someone you don't know? It's like drunk sex online. You: Last conversation I had they asked if I liked bowties You: then they basically called me a dumba cause i didn't get what they meant... Stranger: Lol! My last one was "Do you like roleplay?" You: how'd that one end up? Stranger: I replied, "You mean like theater?" Stranger: They disconnected. Stranger: But I was messing with them =p You: lol You: Wow that's funny. One time they said "I am 26, male. Do you want to continue?" You: And i said "I'm 18, male. your move." Stranger: Lol! Stranger: One male asked me, "m/f" Stranger: I replied "tranny." Stranger: He got really excited... You: Yikes =s Stranger: Yeah, I figured that was a good time to disconnect. You: Yeah after that it's too awkward to continue You: My friends told me about this site 2 days ago, I'm still finding out if its worth it to continue lol Stranger: What's it called? You: no I meant this site haha Stranger: Oh geez... Stranger: God, I'm so dumb. Stranger: Should've figured. Stranger: My bad = Stranger: p You: haha it's ok. I've been called a dumba before so you're a lot smarter than me xD Stranger: We all have our dumb moments. Stranger: This happens to be one of mine! You: Do you like or dislike blonde jokes? Stranger: I like them, some of them are pretty good. You: Oh wow, first person who actually likes blonde jokes You: usually when I ask they get offended and say well Im blonde so I hate them Stranger: I guess I'm a bit biased since I'm not blond myself =p You: I like to ask this when i meet new ppl. What's one random thing about you? Stranger: Hmmm, let's see... Stranger: I'm a drama geek. Most don't see it when they first meet me, but I love theater. Stranger: What about you? You: I like to read romance/love stories, my favorite author is nicholas sparks and my favorite book is dear john. Stranger: I read books by him too. My favorite is The Last Song. You: Last Song? The book was great haha but the movie was meh Stranger: Movie was alright. Better than what I expected. You: with Miley Cyrus lol. But the Dear John movie was kinda disappointing You: maybe cause in the end they re-unite John and Savannah. Idk Stranger: I read the book but I didn't see the movie. You: It's worth renting. You: But yeah another random thing about me is that I never missed a day in school from middle to high school lol. Stranger: Interesting! Stranger: I've gotten sick before, but this past year, neither have I. You: Yeah sometimes I went to school sick =s You: Wasn't pretty let me tell you that lol You: But congrads, for not missing a day this year. Def. not as easy as it sounds Stranger: It was senior year. Crazy things happened that I couldn't miss. Stranger: They say your senior year is the most chill. Were they ever wrong... You: Yeah I know. Nothing like that Stranger: Where in CA do you live? You: South Pasadena You: it's small, nice little city You: and you? Stranger: Glendale, CA. Stranger: Small city, pretty nice. You: like down the street glendale? lol small world Stranger: Seriously! You: You going to the local Community College or CSU? You: I'm at PCC at the moment You: hoping to get to CSU La... Stranger: I'm actually going to a UC in the fall. You: nice, good luck! Stranger: Thanks! Good luck to you too. I'm sure you'll get to CSULA. You: oh I'm hoping for the best but thanks You: So are you going to study theater? Stranger: Nah, that's just my minor. Stranger: Can't make a living off of theater =p You: or a writer (as my parents told me many times) Stranger: My parents told me that too. Stranger: Oh well, I'll save the writing and actor for after I become successful. Stranger: *acting You: yeah. Me too. But just in case my goal is to major in english/creative writing minor in communications/screenwriting. You: Seems crazy but I rather be overprepared then under haha Stranger: Hey, you never know, it could take you places some day. Stranger: My friend has the same major choice as you. You: Creative Writing? You: Or English? Stranger: English. And I think communications too. Stranger: Double major. You: Nice, good luck to them! Although I heard you can't do much w/an English degree except teach Stranger: She's a smart girl, she'll find something. You: I took my dmv test in glendale before cause I heard their place is easier but I failed the driving test there lol. The city streets got me. Stranger: I took it in Van Nuys. Stranger: At the time, the one in Glendale was closed down. You: I tried Glendale, Lincoln Park, then finally got it at Pasadena You: But I had the advantage cause it was a 90 something degree day and all i had to do was put on the A/C and the lady passed me Stranger: I'm taking my test soon. Stranger: Hope i'll pass. You: sure you will, and just in case try Pasadena haha Stranger: Haha, already have my appointment in Van Nuys. You: Hmm.. you have another joke? Stranger: Lol, not one I can make up on the spot! You: Aww man. Hmm I need to think of one Stranger: Let me know when you do! You can make it faaaaamous! You: of course it'll be more famous then lady gaga Stranger: Ooooh... best of luck with that, she's pretty damn famous! You: Yeah your right. Maybe as famous as.... Lindsey Lohan? Stranger: Lol, that's much easier. Stranger: Go for it! You: Good, good. that means I don't have to try that hard. You: Who's your favorite actor/actresses? Stranger: Let's see... favorite actor is tie between Leo DiCaprio and Joseph Gordon Levitt and my favorite actress is Emma Stone. You: Wow. Another Leo fan o.0 are you sure we're not twins or something lol You: I did like Joesph Gordon Levitt in 300 days of summer Stranger: *500 =p Stranger: We must be long lost siblings! You: 500* (dumb moment) Stranger: Another dumb moment! Having those left and right, aren't we? You: more than usual =s You: This is very uncommon. You: But my favorite actress is Rachel McAdams. She's just wow. Stranger: I love her! Stranger: She is amazing. Second favorite. You: Yeah she's my fav then Zoey Saldina and then Emma Stone Stranger: I loved Emma Stone the minute I saw her dorky character on House Bunny. Stranger: Loved her even more on Easy A. You: Yeah saw her on Easy A and I was thinking, is this the same Emma Stone from Superbad? Stranger: Haha, same here. Stranger: I actually have to go now, get ready to go a guest's house. Stranger: Family thing =p You: mk. Nice talking to you Stranger: You too! First time I had an actual conversation with someone! You: yes same lol Stranger: Good luck with the road to CSULA! You: and good luck at UC! And your career and dmv test Stranger: Haha, thank you very much! You: I hope to see your joke make it big =P Stranger: I hope you come up with one that becomes just as big as mine =p You: And luck to both of us showing up our ex's. Stranger: Boy, will they regret it! You: yeah lol. Take care Stranger: Cheers!
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| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:32 pm | |
| If there's two things I've noticed on Omegle, it's that most of the people on there are perverts and a lot of them have an intense dislike for America. Here's a short conversation that expresses both.
- Spoiler:
[16:53:04]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi older guy (40) looking to role play with girl
You: Floop
You: You know what I think?
You: You're just lonely.
Stranger: mmmm
You: Do you want to talk? D:
Stranger: yeah you can be my pupil
You: But I'm not small enough to fit in your eye!
Stranger: oh you are American huh
You: D: Why would you think that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:17 pm | |
| Tonight on Omegle: Perversion, Suicide, Amanda Tapping, and Chuck Norris.- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 f looking for some girl on girl fun
You: O.o
You: That's the first time I've run into that...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AND
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Woo!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: Okay: Hottest woman on earth?
You: Hmmm...
You: D: I don't know!
You: It's too much pressure!
You: *shoots himself*
Stranger: It's not an easy choice once you get into the stratosphere they all have different qualities man.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I had a friend
You: (Amanda Tapping)
Stranger: We talked about all sorts of messed up sh*t. (Amanda tapping?) He asked me how I would kill myself if I had to.
You: Oh really? (She's an actor.)
Stranger: I said heroin overdose and a skydive with no parachute.
Stranger: Will google her in a sec.
Stranger: But he said
Stranger: "I'd go into a school, find a class of small kids, turn with my back to them, stick a shotgun in my mouth and spray my brains over them."
Stranger: 0.0
You: O.o
You: Why!?
Stranger: He was just a dark guy with a grim sense of humour.
You: Why not jump off a tall building like a respectable suicidal idiot!?
Stranger: Used to love offensive jokes.
Stranger: Well let's be honest that is a little boring.
You: Hmm... You have a point.
Stranger: If you're going to kill yourself do something that'll get you turned into a viral youtube music video at least.
You: I've got!
Stranger: Why how would you go?
You: I'll commit suicide while drowning a panda!
Stranger: What? You'd just drag it down under with you?
You: But really, I'd kill some guy I thought would be better off dead.
You: Then I'd get caught, claim innocence, and insist I be executed with a firing squad.
Stranger: Well you'd have to pick a place with the appropriate laws - is there anywhere in the developed world that still uses firing squads?
You: There's a state that still does it if requested.
You: New Mexico maybe?
Stranger: Seriously? Texas?
Stranger: Lol close enough.
You: Nah, Texas does Lethal injection.
Stranger: Texas they use bricks not bullets.
You: Lol.
You: No, they just have Chuck Norris give you a mean look.
Stranger: I don't know I'm not USA the inter-states reputations of your country are not something I'm deeply au fait with.
You: Instant death.
Stranger: Lol!
Stranger: Yes! Always stick some Norris in there.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Favourite Chuck Norris fact?
You: Walker Texas Ranger ftw!
You: Hmmm...
You: Chuck Norris once fought God.
You: God won...
You: barely.
Stranger: Lol!
Stranger: That is good.
Stranger: Chuck Norris is the last digit of pi.
Stranger: I liked that one.
You: Lol.
You: Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake.
Stranger: After 5 days
You: After three days of intense pain...
You: The snake died.
Stranger: Lol you know what I've noticed recently?
You: The world is going to end?
Stranger: It carries on in the same vein as the good wit that Chuck Norris facts spawned - youtube comments have become a great source of wit.
Stranger: I almost enjoy reading them as much as seeing the funny videos.
You: Eh. I've seen some good ones.
You: But a lot of them aren't.
You: And with that I have to leave!
Stranger: Oh yeah I mean it's like Omegle.
You: It was a pleasure sir.
Stranger: Cheerio!
You: D: But I like Lucky Charms!
Stranger: Lol and with that.
You have disconnected.
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| | | MicahelN The Peachy One
Squad : TD Forum Administrator Age : 31 Location : Pasadena, California Posts : 1177 Join date : 2010-10-31
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:58 pm | |
| Amanda Tapping!?!
Your definition of hottest actress is just pitiful Felipe, absoultly pitiful -.- You do realize she's up there in age right? And that most of those photos I swear look like they were taken in the 80's... unless you're into those types o.0 Tsk, Tsk, so disappointing.
Anyways, the weird conversations you get yourself into is amazing. i would never think anyone would hold a conversatino about suicide... And your right, what's with the non-Americans on that site? | |
| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:24 pm | |
| Please. What I've posted is nothing. I got into this massive discussion with someone about the concept of the "Hive mind". Went for about 4 hours. | |
| | | MicahelN The Peachy One
Squad : TD Forum Administrator Age : 31 Location : Pasadena, California Posts : 1177 Join date : 2010-10-31
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:06 am | |
| This is my scarey encounter with a very pervy old man.- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: man to man? Stranger: convo? You: err... depends on what you want to talk about Stranger: its up to you. but first are you a man? Stranger: no lie. You: yeps You: you know what? You: you scare me Stranger: how so? You: your approach on this conversation is kinda weird Stranger: im really nice. i swear. whats the topic? You: That's what men say to ppl to get them to ride in their white windowless van! Stranger: im 10. You: That's what men say to ppl on the internet to get them to be friends with them! Stranger: im 10. i men that. You: You sure have men on your thoughts =o Stranger: yes. im a 10 year old gay man. You: See, sarcasm like that tells me you're lying! Stranger: youre right im 16 and really im not gayt. You: Err.. I must be psychic. Ha take that Felipe Stranger: my name is adam! You: Oh right, you don't know my friend Felipe. Well, what can i say about about Felipe. You: He's Texan so stalk him Stranger: you? You: You don't get it old man -.- You: Never mind, I'll save it for later. Stranger: im 10. Stranger: mkay. You: Your really a 40 yr old looking to get something out of me and let me tell you sir that I will not play into your hand no matter what you throw at me! Stranger: im throwing balls. Stranger: of steel. You: I will not fall for it old man! Never never, never, never, never, never never Stranger: i will never say never. You: Oh gawd an old man that likes Justin Bieber. Holy cow this is bad. Very bad for me Stranger: i have ur address/ You: No! I will not give you my address so you can stalk me! You will not get it nope. Stranger: i already have it You: NOO!!! You: Fine. I will hack into your computer and steal your personal info Stranger: okay. You: Oh wow. This is not good. Your computer has... pictures of Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black! Gawd I can't stand this I'm out
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| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:51 am | |
| Success on whether or not we'll continue contact is pending. We'll see I suppose.- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: Oh wait! I know this one! You: I want to say.... You: Female!? Stranger: good answer Stranger: lol You: No wait, age comes first! >_< You: Uhh, uh... Stranger: 18 Stranger: u? You: 10, no 16! You: Uh, uh... You: I said female... You: Location... You: uh, uh... You: Where are you from? Stranger: so r u 10 or 16? You: What would you do if I was 10? Stranger: nothing much Stranger: just wonder what you're doing on the internet so late You: And if I was 16? Stranger: it's 2:05 in the morning here Stranger: I'd say hi Stranger: same thought You: D: It's only 10 here! Stranger: lol Stranger: nice You: So you're not going to tell me about the stuff mommy doesn't want to tell me? Stranger: not unless you want me to tell you it Stranger: You: I do! Pretty please!? Stranger: Like what do you want answers to? Stranger: that your mama won't tell you? You: Like what she and papa do in their room when they say I cant come in. Stranger: hmmmm Stranger: THAT stuff Stranger: weeeeel Stranger: l Stranger: lets just say that's it's fun You: What kind of fun! You: I want to have fun too! Stranger: lol Stranger: you're 16 Stranger: too young for that shit Stranger: xD Stranger: jk Stranger: it IS fun You: About to say. -_- Stranger: especially if you're doing it with the right guy Stranger: You: But you still fell for the other lie. Stranger: which is You: I'm a guy who was in the mood to mess with someone. Stranger: and I'm a girl in the mood to mess with people You: O.o say what? You: You're a girl? Stranger: tried to sound like a guy Stranger: lol You: ... You: awkward... Stranger: fucking with people here is fun Stranger: Stranger: so I guess I was good You: It is, but now I don't know if you're messing with me now or not. <_< Stranger: so are you really 16? Stranger: I'm not messing with you Stranger: i'm really a girl ^_^ Stranger: lol You: No, 19. Stranger: lol Stranger: I'm 18 f You: I was sick of everyone asking me "asl" then disconnecting. -_- Stranger: lol Stranger: same Stranger: I told a girl I was a girl and she disconnected You: Why would the disconnect with you? Stranger: I told a guy I was a girl and he instantly wanted to have txt sex You: You're what the majority of the people on here are looking for. Stranger: which is... You: *see prior statement...* You: Anyhow... how are you? Stranger: yup Stranger: good Stranger: tired but my mind's still buzzing Stranger: went to a concert You: Ah. That would do it. Stranger: yeah Stranger: still on a high from it Stranger: (no drugs lol) You: Lol, I get it. Stranger: just dancing, singing, etc You: I get a mental high whenever I've been in a good argument. Stranger: lol Stranger: Not big on fighting with others Stranger: not that I take things lying down Stranger: I just hate sounding like a bitch Stranger: :p You: I don't mean fighting, I mean debating. Stranger: ah Stranger: debating is much better You: It's fun. ^_^ Stranger: are you ona debate team or something? You: Of course messing with people is funner... Stranger: more fun Stranger: (sorry) You: Nah, I'm a lowly college student with bad grammar apparently. O.o Stranger: AP english in high school beat me out of the habbit Stranger: lol Stranger: don't worry, I'm also a lowly college student You: Lol. AP english in high school taught me to bloviate. Stranger: lol Stranger: and practice proper rhetoric You: I don't need no proper rheteric! You: It ain't manly! D:< You: (yes, that was a joke) Stranger: hmmm Stranger: didn't really get it .o< Stranger: >o< You: D: Stranger: sorry You: But, but... Stranger: :p You: *sulks in corner...* Stranger: growing mushrooms? You: D: Stranger: can I harvest them? Stranger: lol You: O.o Stranger: also a joke You: I think I misunderstood what kind of mushroom you were referring to... Stranger: one you probably won't get Stranger: lol Stranger: mushrooms as in edible You: Then I was right. Stranger: In anime, characters who sulk in corners grow mushrooms Stranger: ^_^ Stranger: lol You: Really now? Stranger: yeah You: I've watching multiple anime's, but I've yet to see that. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: so, maybe you're not watching the right ones Stranger: You: Touche'... Stranger: so, what's your name? You: Red. Stranger: :p like Red Riding Hood? You: Like Red Herring. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: interesting You: That tends to be my name on the internet. Stranger: ^_^ Stranger: hmmm Stranger: I've got several... Stranger: Call me.... Stranger: Lindsey Stranger: (real name) You: Why would you give me your real name when I didn't give you mine? Stranger: cause most of my internet names are traceable back to other internet accounts and shit Stranger: too unique ;P You: True. Stranger: Red is general Stranger: so no issues Stranger: too many Lindseys in the world You: Lol. You: My real name is rather common as well. Stranger: Brian Stranger: Tim Stranger: Mark Stranger: Andrew Stranger: Matt You: Wrong so far. Stranger: gonna keep guessing common names Stranger: Zac Stranger: Mike Stranger: Cody You: And I'll tell you since I'm bored. Stranger: *sigh Stranger: was I CLOSE? You: Once you guess it, though. You: Not at all. Stranger: ugh Stranger: first letter You: D: But that would give it away! Stranger: :p Stranger: Fiiine You: Last letter is N Stranger: Nick Stranger: Nathan Stranger: Neil You: LAST letter. Stranger: oh Stranger: ugh Stranger: harder!! You: Mwahahaha! Stranger: Steven Stranger: *evil Stranger: Devin Stranger: Collin Stranger: Arin You: Common, N is the last letter, 4 letters... Stranger: hmmm Stranger: ugh You: Lol. Stranger: I"m gonna kick myself Stranger: when I find out the answer You: *cheers* Go Lindsey go! Stranger: right? You: I'll tell you. Stranger: ... You: When you get it right. Stranger: ugh You: And yes, you'll kick yourself. You: Hard probably. Stranger: Dann You: Starts with J Stranger: Juan Stranger: John You: Yes. Stranger: which You: You: John. Stranger: *falls off chair You: xD Stranger: my brother's name is John You: Lol. Stranger: ugh Stranger: wow You: See? It's that common. Stranger: :p Stranger: bleh You: Want to know the last name? Stranger: that was harder than it should have been Stranger: go for it You: Doe. Stranger: ... Stranger: you're fucking with me right? You: With the last name, yes. Stranger: thank god You: John is right though. Stranger: okay Stranger: It must suck to actually have the names John Doe or Jane Doe Stranger: :p You: Not if you're shy. Stranger: anonymous and mysterious, shy couple Stranger: hmmm You: O_O COUPLE!? You: CLINGLY! You: *hides* Stranger: ? Stranger: man, these jokes I'm failing at... Stranger: prob cause it's 2:30 am You: You said couple, so being a guy who isn't looking for a relationship, I ran. Stranger: oh Stranger: xD Stranger: lol You: A little tired are we? Stranger: oh yes Stranger: so Stranger: do you have a skype by chance? You: Sorry, I don't. Stranger: awww Stranger: tis okay You: I like to maintain anonymity. Stranger: hmm Stranger: okay... You: I do have a gmail if you want. Stranger: eeew Stranger: e-mail You: xD Stranger: I have 3 e-mails You: Am I that old fashioned? Stranger: all full of junk Stranger: I hardly use them You: Really? I have 3 that are clean as a whistle. Stranger: lol Stranger: the only reason I asked about skype is because I wanna know if you really are telling the truth about gender and age You: Lol. You: I am. Stranger: hmmm You: But I still like to maintain anonymity. Stranger: well Stranger: I guess that makes sense Stranger: Skype really only provides me with a pic or vid to go with the txt/voice/person You: Even so. Stranger: true Stranger: I know where you're coming from Stranger: *sigh You: Hold on, I think I have a pic uploaded... Stranger: it's still unerving not knowing who you're really talking to... You: https://i.servimg.com/u/f65/15/85/73/31/me_at_10.jpg You: That's me from Senior year. You: A bit outdated, but I don't put much on the internet. Stranger: hmm Stranger: Stranger: 1 sec You: One Mississippi... You: Okay, it's been a sec. O.O Stranger: lol Stranger: *sigh You: Why the sigh? Stranger: I can't find a way to get a pic in a new tab form fb :p Stranger: can't get a http thing You: Lol, don't worry about it. Stranger: so ehre Stranger: here Stranger: http://xblackfirewingx.deviantart.com/ Stranger: my deviantart account Stranger: the pic is pretty bad and dark >_< Stranger: but it's me Stranger: :p You: Dark or not, you still look cute. Stranger: lol Stranger: thanks Stranger: ugh 2:40 am You: Brb, I'm gonna take my contacts out. Stranger: k Stranger: forgot to mention I have to be up by 8 for work in the morning :p Stranger: so I gtg soon... You: Awww. D: Who am I going to talk to? Stranger: hmmmm You: Everyone else is just... terrible... Stranger: idk... Stranger: glad I'm not "terrible" lol You: You're slightly above par. Stranger: slightly huh? Stranger: well... You: Nah, more than that. Stranger: yay Stranger: ^_^ You: ^_^ You: Well I don't want you to be late for work tomorrow. Stranger: I'd like to talk to you more You: I have MSN. Stranger: I don't Stranger: nor aim You: Lol, then I can give you my e-mail. Stranger: I don't use e-mail often You: Well my e-mail is the one I use for MSN. Stranger: and if I do, it's pretty much only for school :p You: It's a free download so if you want to, you can. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: idk Stranger: maybe I'll find you in the future You: Out of 21,000? Stranger: maybe this'll be just a pleasant exchange of words You: It can be whatever you want it to be. ^_^ Stranger: ^_^ You: Except that! Stranger: that You: Gosh... dirty, dirty... Stranger: specify You: I know what you were thinking. <_< Stranger: ... Stranger: that Stranger: implies.... Stranger: what? You: Yeah! I don't like jellyfish! Stranger: It can't be jelly fish Stranger: true Stranger: this can be anything but jelly fish Stranger: >o< Stranger: lol You: xD You: So I'll leave you with my e-mail and you can do with it what you will. Make sure you go to bed soon. Stranger: indeed Stranger: *just yawned You: Lol. You: redherring1290@gmail.com You: Hopefully I'll talk to you later. ^_^ Stranger: indeed Stranger: Stranger: good night You: Night. You have disconnected.
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| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:23 am | |
| What happens when you put two people with overactive imaginations together on Omegle? This:- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Surely I'm not the only bored not-horny teenager on omegle on 3am You: ;-; You: I've waited so long to hear those words... Stranger: Have you? ;w; You: Nah, I've had several good conversations tonight. You: No horniness involved. Stranger: I haven't yet >: You: Aren't you doing it now? Stranger: Touché You: Then again... You: I might be... You: HORNY! Stranger: OH SHIT Stranger: I'm not. You: Nah, I'm fine. Stranger: And if I was, I wouldn't be on omegle. You: True. xD Stranger: Hahah Stranger: It's nice to meet you, Stranger! You: Well that's not very friendly! You: It's nice to meet you, new acquaintance! Stranger: Ahah, I apologize :'> I just do not know what else to call you! You: You can call me Red. Stranger: Will do! You: What should I call you then? Stranger: It's nice to meet you, Red :'> Stranger: I don't know.. Blue would be fitting, but I prefer Green :> You: Hmmm... You: Green works fine. You: Nice to meet you Green! Stranger: You: So what do you want to talk about? Stranger: I'm not sure! I'm boring right now >: You: Hmmm... You: I know. Hold this steak and run through the junk yard. Stranger: Yessir/ma'am You: (sir) You: *hands steak* Stranger: *takes steak* You: If you find the dogs, you've gone too far. Stranger: *runs out for the junkyard* Stranger: I'm good at avoiding dogs You: *dogs bark in the background...* Stranger: oh shit Stranger: *turns around, absconds* You: *Velociraptor growls...* You: O.o That's not suppose to be here! Stranger: *drops steak* D: You: Run for it man! Stranger: *runs to safety* You: *climbs tree* You: Shout if you're safe! Stranger: I'm safe! You: Louder! I can't hear you! Stranger: IM SAFE Stranger: NO NEED TO WORRY You: *Raptors zero in on your position...* You: Now to escape while they're distracted... Stranger: You traitorous swine. You: Every man/woman for him/herself! D:< You: Acquaintanceship doesn't matter when there are raptors involved! Stranger: Good point! You: *Hears growl...* You: O_O Crap the dogs! Stranger: The best way to defend yourself against predators is to taste horrible. Which I do taste horrible, indeed. You: *climbs tree again* You: Darn it... I taste wonderful! D: You: At least I don't have to deal with- You: *Is cut off as he's eaten...* Stranger: Oh no D: You: *eating the steak You: Sorry, I was hungry. O.O Stranger: Thank goodness, I was worried You: Huh? I can't hear you! Stranger: Not this time. You: Darn. You: *Looks down to find the raptors have eaten the dogs...* Stranger: Oh damn, dude Stranger: Those dogs didnt stand a chance! You: D: Do you know how hard it was to train those dogs to eat the person and not the steak!? Stranger: Pretty hard, I expect! You: Ugh... I guess could try to train the raptors... Stranger: GOOD LUCK LOL You: Nice raptor... I'm your friend... You: They've accepted me into the pack! Stranger: ! You: Wow... the big one really likes me... You: O.o You: And it's a girl... Stranger: How can you tell You: O_O AHHH!!! You: I JUST CAN!!! Stranger: HOW THOUGH You: *finds way to your hiding place and hides* Stranger: Sup dude? You: *gets in the fetal position...* Stranger: I'll protect you, Red. I taste awful. You: They... You: They like it rough. O.o Stranger: I'm sure they do You: *raptors reach in and drag you away* Stranger: Oh hell Stranger: '-' Stranger: You're next on the list You: ...they aren't hungry... Stranger: Sadly for them, I am not raptor sexual You: D: And they accepted that!? You: Why'd you get a choice!? Stranger: I dont know You: *looks behind shoulder...* You: Mommy... Stranger: *ignores* You: Oh sweet, free steak! Stranger: *gets away from raptors and scurries to a new hiding place* aw yes You: Go my brethren! Find the filthy human who insulted our sister! You: (If you can't beat them, join them) Stranger: (Good way of putting it) Stranger: *chills out* You: *slips away while the pack is busy...* You: Phew... Stranger: You safe dude? You: Yeah, but there's C4 all over the compound. You: You have 20 seconds. Stranger: Shit D: You: 25 Stranger: *does my best to abscond* You: 20 Stranger: *goes to waht i presume is not-compound* Stranger: *what You: *compound blows up* You: O.o I need to learn to count... Stranger: You might want to You: Okay... You: 1! You: 1! Angry.. T... rex... You: Look! That Green guy has candy! Stranger: A crevice in a large cliffside or boulder would suffice right now You: *T-Rex chase* You: D: He didn't fall for it! Stranger: T-Rexes aren't interested in candy! You: Where's the cliff!? You: *roll rather than runs down a hill...* Stranger: Don't hit a tree You: *hits a tree...* Stranger: You goofed. You: >_< You: Owww... You: O_O *continues running* You: *runs past Green* Tag! You're it! Stranger: Aw hell naw Stranger: *chases after* You: *scurries up a tree...* Stranger: Shit. I can't climb trees. Stranger: *sits at the base of it* You: *T-Rex catches up...* You: O_O Don't move... You: It's vision is based on movement... Stranger: You're the one at mouth level, dude You: ... You: *gulps* Stranger: Sucks to be you You: ... You: O_O" You: *holds still...* Stranger: *sitting still* You: *drops a rock on Green* Stranger: Where the hell did you get a rock? You're in a tree Stranger: *falls over* You: *T-Rex looks down...* Stranger: *holding still* You: *T-Rex gives up and stomps off...* You: Phew... Stranger: aww yeee You: You okay? Stranger: Yeah man, I'm fine You: Sorry about the rock. Stranger: Its cool dude Stranger: *gets up* You: *slides down* Stranger: *walks off* '-' You: Until next time! Stranger: Right-O! Also I just fell down a pit. Hell You: ... You: *considers just walking off...* You: Damn. -_- You: Throws down a vine. You: ** Stranger: *catches it and pulls up* Thanks man You: O.o Sp- sp... Stranger: Sp You: Spid- You: -er Stranger: Spider? OH HELL You: BIG SPIDER! You: *runs for it* Stranger: *pulls sword from backpack* You: D:< You're only just now using that!? Stranger: I can only use it on spiders, skeletons, zombies, and various farm animals You: D: Aw come on! You: *Ssssssss...* You: O_O Stranger: NO Stranger: *RUN* You: *dives for cover* Stranger: LOOK OUT BRO Stranger: *gets out of distance* '-' You: *nothing happens...* You: *looks back...* Stranger: *peeks out from hidingspot* *doesnt see it* You: Oh phew... it's just a garter snake... Stranger: =_= You: *Ssssssssssss...* You: O_O That wasn't the snake... Stranger: LOOK OUT BRO Stranger: ITS NEAR YOU D: You: *runs around a corner* You: O_O SKELTON! Stranger: You're fucked now, dude You: *runs to shelter* You: *door slams...* You: Phew... You: Oh look... You: A sign... You: "Free Cake..." Stranger: It's a lie You: Well that sounds wonderful! You: *steps on switch* You: *cake pops out...* You: Yummy! You: *hears a door open... Stranger: *still in hiding* Its not me, man Stranger: Sun'll come up soon I think You: Oh phew... it's just giant blob... You: Well, a tiny blob... You: It's kind of cute! Stranger: :'D You: *walks toward it...* You: O_O You: *ground falls* You: AHHHH!!!! You: *opens eyes...* It's so... dark... Stranger: *walks to yer shelter and peers into hole* you okay? You: D: I hear something! Stranger: Like what? You: Moaning... You: Lots of moaning... Stranger: Good or bad moaning? You: I'm at the bottom of a sinkhole! D:< What do you think!? Stranger: There's a small chance of anything happening! You: *pulls out and lights a torch...* You: *peers around a corner...* You: ... You: Oh, it was good moaning... Stranger: *watches from the safety of not-pit* Stranger: Awesome You: O.o Legs shouldn't be able to bend that way! You: *turns around and climbs* Stranger: Take a picture, it'll last longer You: (Screenshot ftw) Stranger: Aw yiss You: *makes it out* You: So did you take care of the Creeper? Stranger: Nah. You: ... You: *Ssssssss...* You: I hate you. -_- You: *BOOOOOOOM!!!!* Stranger: Shiiit! *got hit by that* D: *lands against a wall* You: *falls back into pit* You: Oh come one! D:< You: *on Stranger: Haaah! You: *peers around corner...* You: O.O You: ... You: I think I get out now... You: *climbs out, again* Stranger: Anything cool down there? :> You: *shows the picture of the moaning banana slug* You: Only the scientific find of the century! Stranger: That's rad 8D You: We should tell the town! You: But first we'll have to build a town... Stranger: I think I have enough wood but I'm not sure You: D:< Forget your wood! Stranger: D: You: We're going for the good stuff! Stranger: !? You: GOLD! You: GLORIOUS GOLD! You: Our town will shine with the light of a thousand suns! Stranger: So now we have to spend forever getting enough gold for that You: ...good point... You: *hands pick axe* Stranger: *sigh* You: Stone it is then. You: We can at least make a castle and look down on the peasants! > Stranger: YES > You: *music starts...* You: Hiiiiiiiii Stranger: o__o You: Ho! Hi-Ho! You: It's off to work we go! You: *whistles...* Stranger: I'd need a beard to participate in this Stranger: And I do not have a beard You: ..just dig. -_- Stranger: *starts digging* :> You: Strange... You: This stone looks moldy... You: or maybe mossy... Stranger: Oh dicks You: And I hear strange noises nearby... You: Ah well! You: *digs through* Stranger: *walks over and gets out sword, goes after you* You: *runs out* You: Not cool, Not cool! You: *spiders spill out of the cave...* Stranger: Shit, brah Stranger: At least they aren't skeletons Stranger: *starts hacking at them with sword* D: You: D: I stole the idol! Stranger: Its like they never end You: *draws bow* You: This is my pig saddle! D:< You: *several hours later...* Stranger: I'm running out of food D: You: D: This isn't working! Stranger: Because I fight with one hand, eat entire loaves of bread with the other You: *blocks entrance to cave...* You: *collects some sand...* Stranger: *blocking off hole where the mossblock is because im sick of this shit* Stranger: I need food.. You: *makes TNT...* Stranger: I see what is about to happen here Stranger: *digs into wall and out of explosion range* You: ...It's been too long! You: I can't detonate with him still down there! You: *opens cave and runs in with wooden sword and Leather armor...* You: GREEEEN!!!! Stranger: *busts out of wall* IM HERE, MAN D: You: O_O AHHHH! You: *hits with wooden sword...* Stranger: o_o You: ...sorry... Stranger: Its cool You: *Set's the TNT* You: Alright... do you have any redstone on you? Stranger: Nope You: ...ah well. You: FIRE IN THE HOLE! You: *hits the tnt and runs* Stranger: *dives for cover* You: *nothing happens...* You: O.O Stranger: ...o_o You: A dud? Stranger: *sheltering still* You: Hmmm... You: Well I think I'll just head outside. You: I don't think I want to take the chance of getting blo- You: *Ssssssss* You: Aw, Fu- You: *BOOOOOM!* Stranger: RED D: You: I'm *cough* alright... You: I still have half a heart... You: And this Golden apple I stole from the skeletons... Stranger: *MARVELS* You: Such a beautiful apple... You: O.O You: ... You: Ah well. *eats* You: yummy! Stranger: Better? You: Yeah, I fee- You: *Ssssssssss...* You: *dives out of the way* You: D:< Not this time! You: *desperately hits Creeper while backtracking* Stranger: *cheers you on* You: *Creeper dies...* You: Sweet! Sulfur! Stranger: AW YEAH! :'D You: Maybe now the TNT will work! Stranger: Maybe You: *makes TNT* You: *Drops in the hole after lighting...* Stranger: *covers ears* You: *BOOOOOM!* You: It worked! Stranger: YAY! You: O_O" You: Skeletons... You: Nah, I'm just kidding. Stranger: Phew You: Let's build our town! Stranger: Okay! You: And I found this cool stuff in that chest! You: *builds a doorway with Obsidian...* You: Welp, as much fun as this was I'm afraid it's 3:30. Stranger: LOLOL Stranger: Its 4am for me Stranger: I win Stranger: future ftw You: Eh. You: I have to call it a night. Stranger: Aight :'> You: Wanna exchange e-mail to stay in touch? Stranger: Yes, yes I do. You: redherring1290@gmail.com Stranger: Okay! Mine is *removed for privacy concerns* You: Alright. See ya later. Stranger: Kay. :'> Sleep well! You: You too. You have disconnected.
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| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:08 pm | |
| Yay! I can finally post this one! Here's the latest of my attempts to get girl's e-mail addresses off of Omegle. Twas a success EXCEPT SHE'S A WOMAN NOT A GIRL BY PEACHES STANDARDS and I even used the fact I got hacked to earn her trust. xD- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a jerk?
Stranger: I don't think I am. Most would say I'm not.
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: You?
You: I can be an ahole if I don't like a person, but I'm usually pretty rational.
Stranger: Well, what would be your reasons for disliking a person?
You: Hmmm...
You: If they're stuck up without having any real reason to be.
Stranger: Hm. Is that necessarily reason to be mean to them, though? To me, that's simply reason to not befriend them.
You: I don't go out of my way to interact with them.
You: But if I'm forced to I'll be less than friendly.
You: I guess a-hole was too strong for what I meant.
Stranger: Ahh -well, there's a difference, imo, between being civil, and being an a-hole ^_^
You: True.
You: Ugh...
You: I need a hug. ;-;
Stranger: Aw, why?
Stranger: *hugs*
You: It's been an emotional night...
Stranger: ^ or, well, offers a hug
You: My e-mail was hacked...
Stranger: oie, that stinks!
You: *accepts hug*
You: They didn't do a ton of damage, but it still makes me mad...
Stranger: Because of the violation of privacy, or?
You: They sent an e-mail in my name to a person I was trying to job shadow.
Stranger: Ohhh! *winces*
You: Full of stuff I'd rather not repeat.
You: I've gotten word the person understands so it's not that bad.
Stranger: So it was a purposeful hack, and not just some random thing?
Stranger: Phew, that's a relief
You: I may or may not of sent a semi-pointless e-mail to the person.
You: Nothing hateful or even anger inducing, but they still took it as a reason to hack me. -_-"
Stranger: I think that was really silly and over-reactive of them
You: Well the person I think did it is responsible for taking down entire websites and online games for pointless reasons.
Stranger: o
Stranger: Well, that makes a lot more sense then
You: Indeed. :/
Stranger: So, unfortunately, you kind of prompted it in a way, even if the fault ultimately lies on them?
You: Yep.
Stranger: *offers a cookie* hopefully lesson learned
You: I was joking, but they apparently don't know how to take a joke.
You: *takes cookie*
You: It tastes salty. ;-;
Stranger: *offers an unopened package of cookies* lol
Stranger: Sometimes folks don't -I know I can be bad about recognizing tone of voice through the internet.
You: Even so.
You: I spent the energy writing an entire paragraph about finding an fake elusive drink for the sake of bottling it.
Stranger: Lol, heh, sorry; I probably sound like I'm trying to defend the guy, and I'm just in more of an open-minded mode, is all.
Stranger: or, well, defend them ^
You: And I compared not finding it to "haveing my favorite online game deleted"
You: With those words in bold.
You: Would I really go through all that trouble if I just wanted to complain?
Stranger: Based on the impression I get of you, no. You don't seem the type to complain just for the sake of complaining.
You: Nope. Not usually.
You: I'll say something sarcastic for the hell of it, but that's all.
Stranger: *nods in acknowledgement*
You: Ah well.
You: Thanks for the cookies. I suppose I'll disconnect now...
Stranger: Aw, why?
Stranger: I'm enjoying talking to you.
Stranger: I mean, if you want to, that's okay.
You: Hmmm...
You: I can't think of anything to talk about. >_<
You: And I know you don't want to listen to me pity myself all night.
Stranger: Well, no, but that doesn't mean that it zones out all other topics
Stranger: Question: do /you/ want to talk to /me/ further?
You: Well yeah. You seem nice.
You: And I think you're a girl which always is a plus in that direction. ;p
Stranger: I'll make a wild guess you're male? *grins*
You: D: How'd you know!?
Stranger: Maaaagic Darn those female wiles. (I'm female. Surprise! )
Stranger: How old are ya?
You: 19.
You: You?
Stranger: 25
You: Dang.
You: I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.
Stranger: Hm, why surprised?
You: Anyone over 21 on here is usually a perverted male. xD
You: Does that make you a perverted female? O.O
Stranger: Well, define perverted? Some folks use the term more loosely than others
You: Asking for age, sex, and location before doing anything else.
You: So I doubt you fit that definition.
Stranger: *blinks* That falls under perverted? Lol. I just think of that as being... hm, shallow might be a good term. It seems to be a good indicator that no good conversation will follow.
Stranger: And no, by that definition, I don't qualify, heh
You: Yeah, but every time I say I'm a guy the disconnect. xD
You: Except in the instances they're gay...
Stranger: *laughs*
You: Then things get weird...
Stranger: Well, fyi if necessary; I'm pro lgbt.
You: *looks up abbreviation...*
Stranger: lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgendered/transexual
Stranger: in other words, I'm okay with them
You: People can do whatever they want.
You: *granted it's not with a minor
You: Other than that, it's none of my business.
Stranger: kudos to you for including that, re: minor. most folks don't add qualifiers on. well, in mainstream, anyway.
Stranger: okies
Stranger: but yeah. i hear ya. unwanted sexual orientation going hai thar can be awkward, lol
You: Very awkward.
Stranger: well, unwanted /people/ going hai thar can be awkward, Lol
You: Lol.
You: I've actually never had it happen in real life...
You: I might run for it if it does...
Stranger: aww, they don't bite ^_^
You: That's the thing! D: I don't know that!
Stranger: Well, if they didn't bite you before talking to you, I reckon they aren't going to magically start chomping on you *grins*
You: O.o
Stranger: Huuuuuuuuumor
You: *attempts to clear mind of scary image...*
Stranger: *can't help but chuckle*
Stranger: I'm bisexual and polyamorous, btw.
You: *looks up polyamorous*
You: I think I've heard it before, but I can't remember.
Stranger: various definitions, basically means: open to, or in, multiple simultaneous relationships. properly used, the term and community does /not/ condone cheating.
You: *closes wikipedia...*
Stranger: *chuckles*
You: Yeah, I'm in the monogamous camp.
Stranger: I figured. Most are ^_^
You: I can only keep up with the whims of one girl at a time! D:
You: Having more than one is nuts!
You: How would I sort it all out!?
Stranger: *grins* Might be with the wrong gals. But naw, i get what you're saying.
You: No girls as of now unfortuantely.
Stranger: Well, in the past. You know what I meant lol
You: I get it.
Stranger: bear in mind, too, the polyamory community tends to be older folks, and older folks tend to be more mature. although, not necessarily *mumbles* Nor am I as mature as I'd like to be, but bit by bit.
You: Sorry, I couldn't make out that middle part. Could you speak up? ;p
Stranger: *grins*
You: Anyhow, I consider myself relatively mature.
You: But let's face it, I'm still a walking bag of hormones.
Stranger: *can't help but grin*
You: O.o Those grins are starting to creep me out... Is there something on my face?
Stranger: Your smilies appear clean, so, I don't think so
Stranger:
You: D: then why the grins!?
You: *is feeling insecure under the eye of someone he considers an adult...*
Stranger: the grins are okay! it's when something amuses me, basically
Stranger: and aww
You: 25 sounds old despite the fact it's only 6 years away.
You: Not old, but...
You: you know what I mean.
Stranger: *nods* I know. In a way, 19 feels like it wasn't that long ago; but at the same time, it's been a while.
Stranger: Kind of like how, for you, looking back 6 years ago.
You: *looks back...*
You: O.o I can't remember!
Stranger: Oh whatever Lol
You: My memory is terrible so the past seems very distant.
Stranger: Oh, really? *sincere tone*
You: Yep. I can't remember names or faces to save my life. :/
You: As for the past, I remember select moments but I can't recall when they occurred or the circumstances surrounding them.
Stranger: I'd imagine that'd feel weird
Stranger: Alas, I need to head to sleep. Do you want to keep in touch?
You: Sure.
You: I have an e-mail I think is safe, but I'm not totally sure.
Stranger: *chuckles softly* That's all right. I don't plan on spilling any super-secret-juicy beans
You: redherring1290@gmail.com
You: O_O Wait, what?
Stranger: My point being, I don't plan on saying anything really important, so if someone read it it wouldn't be a big deal for me
You: Ah.
You: Well now I feel unimportant. ;-; (kidding)
Stranger: ^_^
You: Mild joking/flirting aside, what's your e-mail?
Stranger: You should know directly; I just e-mailed ya ^_^
Stranger: I tend to be vaguely paranoid about sharing my e-mail on this site.
You: Never mind.xD
Stranger: *grins*
You: Lol.
You: I'll respond immediately. ;p
Stranger: All righty ^_^ On that note, *curtsies* I bid thee adieu, and I hope that you sleep well, when you get to it ^_^
You: Lol, you too.
You: Good night.
Stranger: G'night
You:
Stranger: *grins and scoots*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| | | MicahelN The Peachy One
Squad : TD Forum Administrator Age : 31 Location : Pasadena, California Posts : 1177 Join date : 2010-10-31
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:04 pm | |
| I wouldn't necessarily call her a "girl" that's usally reserved for ppl under 21 ;P | |
| | | RedHerring The Misleading Monarch
Squad : Freeze SA Age : 60 Location : Tohjo Falls Posts : 1011 Join date : 2010-11-03
| | | | MicahelN The Peachy One
Squad : TD Forum Administrator Age : 31 Location : Pasadena, California Posts : 1177 Join date : 2010-10-31
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:38 am | |
| You want mysterious felipe!? Well I'm not very good at that, but the way this girl left. was very mysterious. (Until you clarified yesterday)
Yes, yes, another one of my failed attempts at befriending a stranger, and once again not coming close getting an email. Seems to me that these just weren't meant to be, either that or Im doing something wrong. Regardless, now that I've had 7 hours to sleep on it, I've realized she was slightly insane. Oh well, here is my edited version of it suitbable in compliance with my own (written by choco) forum rules. Enjoy laughing at me...- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey:) You: hi You: How are you? Stranger: Im GREAT Stranger: Wbu Stranger: (im lieing im sad:() You: wow lol. I'm doing fine thanks You: aw You: sorry to hear that. Wanna talk about it? Stranger: DO U HAVE A P* OR A V*? You: if you can guess correctly I'll give you a cookie Stranger: O rly Stranger: okay Stranger: Hmmmmm Stranger: Male. You: *hands stranger cookie* Stranger: YAY Stranger: Winner! Stranger: I have a v* Stranger: *Eats cookie* You: That's nice to know I guess...? You: I would have guessed it but meh Stranger: Bummer Stranger: did u ruin the fun Stranger: *I Stranger: Did i ruin the fun lol You: naw it saved me the trouble of looking like an a** if I was wrong ^.^ Stranger: yep. Stranger: Soooooo You: sooos you guessed my gender, care to guess my age and location? xD Stranger: okay! You: triple chocolate cookie is on the line Stranger: :O Stranger: okay Stranger: hmmmm.. Stranger: u live in america? You: yes that's right Stranger: Stranger: Okay Stranger: New york. You: further west You: like much further Stranger: Oregon You: down a state Stranger: California:) You: Yes! *hands cookie to stranger* Stranger: YAY! Stranger: *Stranger eats cookie!* Stranger: okay. Stranger: and your Stranger: 20 You: lower Stranger: Stranger: 18 You: *hands the entirer box of cookies to stranger* You: congrads =P Stranger: OOOOO YEAH Stranger: Okay your turn You: mk, your in america right? Stranger: YES You: New York? Stranger: More west Stranger: Much more You: California? Stranger: Nope up a state You: Oregen? Stranger: YES:D Stranger: *hand over cookie* You: tyvm Stranger: your welcome You: *squeshes cookie between two gram crackers and eats* Stranger: HAHAHA Stranger: O Yeah You: now I have to guess your age o.0 Stranger: Okay Stranger: go ahead You: this is always the hard part =/ Stranger: im kinda young..... You: but I'll guess 16 Stranger: WOOOOOO Stranger: Dind ding ding we have a winner! You: Yess!! Stranger: You: If you can magically guess my name I'll give you any gift you want (maybe =P) Stranger: Okay Stranger: hmmmmm Stranger: Jackie You: nope lol You: doesn't start with a J Stranger: Okay Stranger: d? You: nope lower Stranger: j You: lower Stranger: k You: lower Stranger: m You: yes Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: Mark You: nopes Stranger: Ming Stranger: lol You: xD You: naw Stranger: Mathew You: nopes Stranger: okay i give up XD You: Mi.. Stranger: tell me. Stranger: MIKE You: Michael xD You: close very close Stranger: OH YEAH! Stranger: OKay ur turn You: Does it with an A? Stranger: Lower You: D Stranger: Lower You: G Stranger: Lower You: K Stranger: Lower You: P Stranger: Higher You: L Stranger: Lower You: M Stranger: YES! You: o.0 Stranger: You: By any chance would your name be Michelle? Stranger: yeah me have the same first letter:) Stranger: nope Stranger: lol You: oh lol that would have been lmao funny. Mmm Melissa Stranger: Think of the show friends.... Stranger: not Melissa You: I never seen Friends =s You: Megan? Stranger: oh. Stranger: nope Stranger: Mo You: Molly Stranger: nope Stranger: Mon You: Monica Stranger: Yessss! Stranger: Winner Stranger: yay1 Stranger: Yay! You: Woooo. Took awhile though haha Stranger: Yeah hahahah Stranger: okay hair color Stranger: You have black hair Stranger: right You: of course that's too easy for you haha Stranger: Okay guess me. You: Blonde? Stranger: NO >:O You: Brunette? Stranger: Do i sound dumb... Stranger: . You: -.- no you don't sound dumb Stranger: U got iMelissat right the second time. Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: U got it right the second time You: mkk. Sorry I called you blonde o.0 Stranger: its okay Stranger: > Stranger: < Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: , Stranger: new start Stranger: Hello Stranger: Im monica You: Hi I'm Michael You: Nice to meet you Monica Stranger: Nice to meet you Michael Stranger: Stranger: How are you? You: I'm doing great, and you? Stranger: Im okay... Stranger: This kid named ryan divorced me on facebook Stranger: > bummer You: no way why would he divorce you? Stranger: I have no idea! Stranger: and he liked me Stranger: and i liked him Stranger: but now he f* it up You: It's his loss yeps he's gonna regret it Stranger: I can do way better than him anyways so screw that You: revenge is always fun ^.^ Stranger: It just sucks cause iv had a crush on him since 4th grade Stranger: soooo. Stranger: yeah it kinda hurts You: Wow, childhood crush? Know that feeling Stranger: Yeah i remember when i was in 4th grade and i was ugly and no1 wanted to talk to me and i saw ryan and i thought he was so hot....Id never get a guy like that to like a girl like me
then i got pretty and now he likes me so... Stranger: pretty f* up Stranger: no1 cares about personality Stranger: just looks now. Stranger: > Stranger: bummer You: Exactly You: It's been like that for me You: Everyone assumes I like asian ppl and I'm like asian so they avoid me but I was born in LA and I'm not near the type of racial sterotypes ppl think Stranger: I like ugly guys and every1 thinks im weird for going out with guys who are so weird and all the hot guys cant get me but its cause they have no personality all they have is looks Stranger: YEAH i know right Stranger: You get me... You: I don't judge ppl because I don't want ppl judging me Stranger: Same here Stranger: but s* happens Stranger: Thats how the cookie crumbles You: yeps. but the way I deal with it is through writing You: http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1710135-Invisible-Love You: It's a story I wrote about a girl I really liked Stranger: Reallu Stranger: Really* Stranger: omg Stranger: give me a bit Stranger: im gonna read it. You: might take awhile lol Stranger: Oh jeeez Stranger: yeah Stranger: lol Stranger: i wanna read it! Stranger: ahhhh Stranger: omg Stranger: I just read the first paragraph Stranger: Im gonna like this Stranger: lol You: Enjoy! please I like ppl reading my work Stranger: okay! Stranger: Awwww Stranger: Does she have a facebook! Stranger: lol You: Nopes nothing. Like she's not even alive Stranger: What! Stranger: omg You: Thing is she's not really a dance, she wants to be an author like me Stranger: what the hel happend You: dancer* Stranger: what the hell happend to her Stranger: she died Stranger: :O Stranger: omg Stranger: im gonna cry Stranger: what happend You: Well, the only thing that's really true is the health class You: Everything else is made up. Stranger: Oh okay Stranger: Oh god You: What I wished would have happened but never did Stranger: goood Stranger: Wait so there is no girl You: she's real! You: lol but I never had a relationship w/her Stranger: Stranger: did you tell her how u felt Stranger: did u show her the story You: Nope, I was shy. But I should have. I was scared cause i didn't want to be rejected but I found out she was single at that time Stranger: >:O Stranger: u shud have said somthing Stranger: >:O You: I know it's sometime I regret Stranger: the same thing happend with me Stranger: Some asian guy liked me but never said anything Stranger: I was like dude if u would have said somthing Stranger: i would have said yes! Stranger: But he moved Stranger: so we were talking over the phone when he told me Stranger: i was like omg! You: He told you =o You: that's one better than me Stranger: Yeah the only thing was Stranger: He moved all the way to texas Stranger: sooooooo Stranger: yeah Stranger: thats why he told me You: yeah that's too bad Stranger: because we were on the phne Stranger: and it didnt matter what i said Stranger: Shy guys dont get chicks Stranger: just sayin Stranger: be loud Stranger: loud guys get p* You: That's not the point but I hear ya You: If anything it's better to get an answer than to just sit around thinking what could have been You: I guess that's the worse pain Stranger: Did she move? Stranger: or did u move You: yep, she moved to Boston for college You: And that was the end of it Stranger: Omg Stranger: u have to find her Stranger: And give her the story! You: My plan is to make that into a full length book, that's just the really short version of it lol Stranger: And then Stranger: she will fond it You: Maybe one day we'll both have best-sellers and re-meet Stranger: *find You: And if people ask what's the inspiration, I would hesitate to name drop her Stranger: OMG Stranger: its just like a movie You: wouldn't* Stranger: omg! Stranger: ur like perfect Stranger: ur so like romantic and s* Stranger: Lol Stranger: Wow Stranger: Nice story Stranger: kk Stranger: well Stranger: im gonna go b4 i get to into it Stranger: bye Stranger: love you Stranger:
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| | | Daniel Arson The Whiskered Gentleman
Squad : Freeze Squad Age : 28 Location : Braila, Romania Posts : 231 Join date : 2010-12-16
| Subject: Re: Omegle Laughter Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:47 pm | |
| I love this site!- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm not a girl <xL
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